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You probably go jogging because it makes you less fat and it is less humiliating than being yelled at through a 60-minute spinning class. But according to a new examination of the Copenhagen City Heart study, jogging less than two hours per week can add years to your life. The Copenhagen City Heart study started in 1976, around the time that the jogging boom happened, and followed 20,000 men and women, aged 20 to 98. Of the group, there were 1,116 male joggers and 768 female joggers. When their mortality rates were compared with the main group, stanley polska the men lived 6.2 years l stanley tumblers onger than non-joggers, and women 5.6 years longer. Even crazier The amount of exercise needed to drastically increase your lifespan isn ;t much at all. Just one to two and a half hours per week, split over two or three sessions. Sure, folks who at least make the effort to run a little bit every week might also be taking care of themselves in other ways. The lesson Stop being such a lazy turd. Or if you ;re already pretty active, you are probably going to live to be older than your lazy turd friends. Really, though, rippling abdominals aside, five or six years tacked on to the end of your life for a few hours ; worth of effort a week is a pretty good deal. [EurekAlert via Twitter] Image credit: Shutterstock/Kur stanley mug han Fjrk Dyson Vacuums: They ll Suck Up Your Fire
Apple continues to make an absolutely huge mess of apologising to Samsung, with the Javascript that initially hid the legal correction from view now removed from the UK site so its half-arsed apology is a little more visible. Apple initial apology to Samsung over stanley cup nz its iPad copying claims was ruled incorrect and had to be rewritten and replaced. The link to this subsequent re-apology, which the judge specifically said had to feature on the front page of Apple UK site, was then slightly obscured from view via a piece of page resizing code, which ensured the link to the correction was always off the b stanley quencher ottom of the screen so you had to scroll down to find it. Now that code has gone and the Samsung correction is a little easier to see. Sorry really is the hardest word for Apple. So hard it still hasn ;t actually said it. [Apple UK via The Register] Our newest offspring Gizmodo UK is gobbling up the news in a diffe stanley becher rent timezone, so check them out if you need another Giz fix. ApologyAppleApple vs SamsungiPadSamsung